Even your dumb television set is wise enough to summarize the ad themes Mr. Corporates have put.
I would call them The 21st Century Ad Themes. Sounds cool, eh? Follow the list!
1. We can get you the most sizzling, hottest, steamy girl of the universe. (As if we are so goddamn dumb, stupid, ass and illiterate to believe you.)
2. If you use this product and apply it on your body, girls would come in bunches and like would not be able to resist their temptation to touch you, lick you, kiss you and god knows what! (What the fuck do you people want to sell?)
3. Loose your hard earned money just like that. BECAUSE shopping is cool! (Only if i can buy your butt to kick, i will.)
4. If you don't eat pizza, burger or goddamn fried chicken you are not eating delicious, nutritious food and might end up with malnutrition, possible polio! (Shut the fuck up! Ain't that called junk food. What do you think i am stupid?)
5. Because it's made from your mother recipes. (You don't know an iota of my mothers recipes. And don't you dare insult it!)
6. Because diamonds make relationships stronger. (Fuck it if that is what it takes to be in relationship.)
7. Non sense theme. Yes these are particularly everywhere. Have a bunch of hot girls lower their dresses almost trying to hide their *parts* and make them do anything. It doesn't matter what the product it! (Well just enjoy the ad never mind the product! :D)
8. Rest! I am not dumb enough to waste my time writing all the stupid themes. Now go and stare the stupid television yourself for more shit.
I would call them The 21st Century Ad Themes. Sounds cool, eh? Follow the list!
1. We can get you the most sizzling, hottest, steamy girl of the universe. (As if we are so goddamn dumb, stupid, ass and illiterate to believe you.)
2. If you use this product and apply it on your body, girls would come in bunches and like would not be able to resist their temptation to touch you, lick you, kiss you and god knows what! (What the fuck do you people want to sell?)
3. Loose your hard earned money just like that. BECAUSE shopping is cool! (Only if i can buy your butt to kick, i will.)
4. If you don't eat pizza, burger or goddamn fried chicken you are not eating delicious, nutritious food and might end up with malnutrition, possible polio! (Shut the fuck up! Ain't that called junk food. What do you think i am stupid?)
5. Because it's made from your mother recipes. (You don't know an iota of my mothers recipes. And don't you dare insult it!)
6. Because diamonds make relationships stronger. (Fuck it if that is what it takes to be in relationship.)
7. Non sense theme. Yes these are particularly everywhere. Have a bunch of hot girls lower their dresses almost trying to hide their *parts* and make them do anything. It doesn't matter what the product it! (Well just enjoy the ad never mind the product! :D)
8. Rest! I am not dumb enough to waste my time writing all the stupid themes. Now go and stare the stupid television yourself for more shit.
