Get rid of the disgusting looking poop. I guess its made for the new parents who just hate it. I have no idea what they are coming with to get rid of the smell :D
Now enjoy the poopy time, in the shapes you want :D
sarcasm, weirdness and grins |: :) O: :D
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Tell your Girl Friend No!
If you ever have a GF, and may be you already do, then at times she might talk about undergoing plastic surgery, now there are good reasons for that, and there are bad ones for it too. If you can afford to pay for it, well and good, but if you don't then you'll need a good excuse for it. Here is one of them :D
Don't let this happen to your Girl Friend.
The Perfect Spot for Your AD!
The Perfect Spot for Your AD!
Na, Google can't find a better place for you if you want to place your ad, you just have to do it yourselves..
How not to chat with your daughter.
Here is a nice tutorial on what not to say while you chat with your daughter, if you have a daughter, and when your daughter grows to be 18+ or even before that :P
MackTrucker2000: Hey there sexy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do I know you?
MackTrucker2000: Not yet but you should want to.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?
MackTrucker2000: Yah
MackTrucker2000: Let’s chat.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: About what?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What do you want to chat about?
MackTrucker2000: Let’s talk about you
MackTrucker2000: what are you wearing right now sugar?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hold on for a minute.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: ok?
MackTrucker2000: k
MackTrucker2000: What are you doing
MackTrucker2000: heloo. U still there?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m back.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: So what were we talking about?
MackTrucker2000: you were going to tell me what you were wearing.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Not much. I’m just getting ready for bed.
MackTrucker2000: mmmmmmm. I like that.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m over at my friend’s house.
MackTrucker2000: Tell me.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Tell you what?
MackTrucker2000: tell me what you have on
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No. You tell me what you have on.
MackTrucker2000: I’m wearing a pair of jeans and that’s all.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gross. Is your big fat stomach hanging over them?
MackTrucker2000: No sugar. Im very good shape. Work out every day.
MackTrucker2000: have six pack.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Lol. Me and my friend Laura are drinking a six pack right now!
MackTrucker2000: I like that. Come on baby tell me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. I have on a pair of underwear, and Laura’s Superman t-shirt.
MackTrucker2000: Is that all?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yep.
MackTrucker2000: Is the t-shirt tight?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yeah. It’s skin tight.
MackTrucker2000: no bra?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Nope. I never sleep in a bra.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It’s too constricting.
MackTrucker2000: mmmmm. I like that.
MackTrucker2000: tell me more
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You like to wear a bra to sleep?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: That’s weird.
MackTrucker2000: lmfao. No i like that you don’t wear one.
MackTrucker2000: I want to slide my hand up your shirt.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?
MackTrucker2000: mmmmmm.. yeah.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Well maybe we should get to know each other a little bit better first.
MackTrucker2000: what for.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What’s your name?
MackTrucker2000: Chuck
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My name is Sarah
MackTrucker2000: Hahah. Yeah that’s what I figured
MackTrucker2000: so do you like to suck cock sarah
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wow. You really like to get right to it don’t you?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What’s your last name, Chuck?
MackTrucker2000: Why do you want it
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m just trying to get to know you, that’s all
MackTrucker2000: Well I don’t want to know you that well.
MackTrucker2000: I just want to have a good time
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. Sorry.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn’t mean to freak you out.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where are you from?
MackTrucker2000: MD
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really? Me too!
MackTrucker2000: No your not your from San Diego.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: How do you know that?
MackTrucker2000: cause it says it on your profile page
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No, I just put that there to throw people off.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You really have to be careful who you talk to on these things.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I really live in Maryland and I’m really only 18.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I still live at home with my Mom and Dad.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where in Maryland are you?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m in Baltimore.
MackTrucker2000: Im in Manchester
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No way!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Get out of here!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live in Manchester too!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn’t want to say Manchester because I didn’t think you would know where it is.
MackTrucker2000: Don’t lie, sugar. Lets f***
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Seriously! I’m not lying.
MackTrucker2000: Ok lets talk about my big cock in your mouth
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wait a second.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Let’s talk more about you.
MackTrucker2000: don’t want to talk about me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gosh, you’re so secretive.
MackTrucker2000: take your panties off sugar.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: But first you have to tell me where in Manchester you live.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Come on. I’ll tell you.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Maybe we already know each other.
MackTrucker2000: doubt it.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You’re so funny
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My Dad calls me sugar all the time.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live right near Grace Bible church.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do you have a picture that I can see?
MackTrucker2000: check my profile
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Oh. Ok. Hold on.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: OMG. Dad, this is Chrissy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It’s me, Chrissy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Your daughter? Duhhh. Hello?
MackTrucker2000: shut up whore. I don’t have any daughters.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I’m serious. This is really Chrissy.
MackTrucker2000: whats your last name then
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It’s Bolchezk, same as yours.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Evil_Sarah is just my made up name online, Dad.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m over here at Laura’s house. remember?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Spending the night?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hello?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, are you there?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You’re disgusting.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I hate you.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m going to tell Mom about this.
MackTrucker2000: quit trying to mess with me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I’m not kidding.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It’s Chrissy. Our phone number is 410-374-****!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: We live at **** Charmil Drive, right by Grace Bible Church.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Answer me.
MackTrucker2000: <>
So the first thing you need to do is know your daughter's social network id. Second, make sure it is her. Third, keep the hell out of there.. :D
MackTrucker2000: Hey there sexy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do I know you?
MackTrucker2000: Not yet but you should want to.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?
MackTrucker2000: Yah
MackTrucker2000: Let’s chat.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: About what?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What do you want to chat about?
MackTrucker2000: Let’s talk about you
MackTrucker2000: what are you wearing right now sugar?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hold on for a minute.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: ok?
MackTrucker2000: k
MackTrucker2000: What are you doing
MackTrucker2000: heloo. U still there?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m back.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: So what were we talking about?
MackTrucker2000: you were going to tell me what you were wearing.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Not much. I’m just getting ready for bed.
MackTrucker2000: mmmmmmm. I like that.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m over at my friend’s house.
MackTrucker2000: Tell me.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Tell you what?
MackTrucker2000: tell me what you have on
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No. You tell me what you have on.
MackTrucker2000: I’m wearing a pair of jeans and that’s all.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gross. Is your big fat stomach hanging over them?
MackTrucker2000: No sugar. Im very good shape. Work out every day.
MackTrucker2000: have six pack.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Lol. Me and my friend Laura are drinking a six pack right now!
MackTrucker2000: I like that. Come on baby tell me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. I have on a pair of underwear, and Laura’s Superman t-shirt.
MackTrucker2000: Is that all?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yep.
MackTrucker2000: Is the t-shirt tight?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Yeah. It’s skin tight.
MackTrucker2000: no bra?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Nope. I never sleep in a bra.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It’s too constricting.
MackTrucker2000: mmmmm. I like that.
MackTrucker2000: tell me more
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You like to wear a bra to sleep?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: That’s weird.
MackTrucker2000: lmfao. No i like that you don’t wear one.
MackTrucker2000: I want to slide my hand up your shirt.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really?
MackTrucker2000: mmmmmm.. yeah.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Well maybe we should get to know each other a little bit better first.
MackTrucker2000: what for.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What’s your name?
MackTrucker2000: Chuck
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My name is Sarah
MackTrucker2000: Hahah. Yeah that’s what I figured
MackTrucker2000: so do you like to suck cock sarah
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wow. You really like to get right to it don’t you?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: What’s your last name, Chuck?
MackTrucker2000: Why do you want it
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m just trying to get to know you, that’s all
MackTrucker2000: Well I don’t want to know you that well.
MackTrucker2000: I just want to have a good time
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok. Sorry.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn’t mean to freak you out.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where are you from?
MackTrucker2000: MD
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Really? Me too!
MackTrucker2000: No your not your from San Diego.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: How do you know that?
MackTrucker2000: cause it says it on your profile page
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No, I just put that there to throw people off.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You really have to be careful who you talk to on these things.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I really live in Maryland and I’m really only 18.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I still live at home with my Mom and Dad.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Where in Maryland are you?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m in Baltimore.
MackTrucker2000: Im in Manchester
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: No way!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Get out of here!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live in Manchester too!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I didn’t want to say Manchester because I didn’t think you would know where it is.
MackTrucker2000: Don’t lie, sugar. Lets f***
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Seriously! I’m not lying.
MackTrucker2000: Ok lets talk about my big cock in your mouth
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Wait a second.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Let’s talk more about you.
MackTrucker2000: don’t want to talk about me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Gosh, you’re so secretive.
MackTrucker2000: take your panties off sugar.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Ok.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: But first you have to tell me where in Manchester you live.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Come on. I’ll tell you.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Maybe we already know each other.
MackTrucker2000: doubt it.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You’re so funny
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: My Dad calls me sugar all the time.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I live right near Grace Bible church.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Do you have a picture that I can see?
MackTrucker2000: check my profile
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Oh. Ok. Hold on.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: OMG. Dad, this is Chrissy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It’s me, Chrissy.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Your daughter? Duhhh. Hello?
MackTrucker2000: shut up whore. I don’t have any daughters.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I’m serious. This is really Chrissy.
MackTrucker2000: whats your last name then
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It’s Bolchezk, same as yours.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Evil_Sarah is just my made up name online, Dad.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m over here at Laura’s house. remember?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Spending the night?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Hello?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, are you there?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: You’re disgusting.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I hate you.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: I’m going to tell Mom about this.
MackTrucker2000: quit trying to mess with me
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad, I’m not kidding.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: It’s Chrissy. Our phone number is 410-374-****!
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: We live at **** Charmil Drive, right by Grace Bible Church.
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Dad?
Evil_Sarah_Bitch: Answer me.
MackTrucker2000: <
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Brain Bulb!
You must have seen comic books where an idea is preceded by a glowing bulb. Well that's not only the comic stuff anymore.
The joke is getting real :D
The joke is getting real :D
Bulb off! No ideas?
Bulb on!
Did you get any ideas?? I don't think it works like comic books :P
Monday, March 21, 2011
Funny names!
Check out this funny name from a list of students attending some counseling.
I just don't understand what kind of people keep such names :D
How Weird is that?
I just don't understand what kind of people keep such names :D
How Weird is that?Orkut profile of a lady
I am always curious what people what in the about me section but this one just got me shocked!
How STUPID is that?
How STUPID is that?
One of best spam mails!
My resume was selected and i was happy to get placed in Skoda with great salary and benefits but wait a minute, when did i apply for it!??
Friday, March 18, 2011
Work Ethics: Interesting Facts!
Attitudes Toward Work During the Classical Period:
Rose stated that the Hebrew belief system viewed work as a "curse devised by God explicitly to punish the disobedience and ingratitude of Adam and Eve" (1985, p. 28).
The Greeks, like the Hebrews, also regarded work as a curse (Maywood, 1982). According to Tilgher (1930), the Greek word for work was ponos, taken from the Latin poena, which meant sorrow. Manual labor was for slaves.
Mental labor was also considered to be work and was denounced by the Greeks. The mechanical arts were deplored because they required a person to use practical thinking, "brutalizing the mind till it was unfit for thinking of truth" (Tilgher, 1930, p. 4). Skilled crafts were accepted and recognized as having some social value, but were not regarded as much better than work appropriate for slaves. Hard work, whether due to economic need or under the orders of a master, was disdained.
Aristotle viewed work as a corrupt waste of time that would make a citizen's pursuit of virtue more difficult (Anthony, 1977).
Braude described Greek belief that a person who worked, when there was no need to do so, would run the risk of obliterating the distinction between slave and master.
For the Romans, work was to be done by slaves, and only two occupations were suitable for a free man--agriculture and big business (Maywood, 1982). Any pursuit of handicrafts or the hiring out of a person's arms was considered to be vulgar, dishonoring, and beneath the dignity of a Roman citizen.
..................................................
I believe i still belong to the belief systems of the Classical Period :)
Read the complete article here History of Work Ethic and thank Mr. Roger B. Hill
Rose stated that the Hebrew belief system viewed work as a "curse devised by God explicitly to punish the disobedience and ingratitude of Adam and Eve" (1985, p. 28).
The Greeks, like the Hebrews, also regarded work as a curse (Maywood, 1982). According to Tilgher (1930), the Greek word for work was ponos, taken from the Latin poena, which meant sorrow. Manual labor was for slaves.
Mental labor was also considered to be work and was denounced by the Greeks. The mechanical arts were deplored because they required a person to use practical thinking, "brutalizing the mind till it was unfit for thinking of truth" (Tilgher, 1930, p. 4). Skilled crafts were accepted and recognized as having some social value, but were not regarded as much better than work appropriate for slaves. Hard work, whether due to economic need or under the orders of a master, was disdained.
Aristotle viewed work as a corrupt waste of time that would make a citizen's pursuit of virtue more difficult (Anthony, 1977).
Braude described Greek belief that a person who worked, when there was no need to do so, would run the risk of obliterating the distinction between slave and master.
For the Romans, work was to be done by slaves, and only two occupations were suitable for a free man--agriculture and big business (Maywood, 1982). Any pursuit of handicrafts or the hiring out of a person's arms was considered to be vulgar, dishonoring, and beneath the dignity of a Roman citizen.
..................................................
I believe i still belong to the belief systems of the Classical Period :)
Read the complete article here History of Work Ethic and thank Mr. Roger B. Hill
Worst Chocolate Ads
I really can't understand what they were thinking while making this ad.
But one thing is sure i literally will never be able to buy this chocolate, this ad just gives me the 'yuck!' feeling.
How STUPID and WEIRD is that!?
But one thing is sure i literally will never be able to buy this chocolate, this ad just gives me the 'yuck!' feeling.
Here is Cadbury Dairy Milk Silk!
How STUPID and WEIRD is that!?
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Contra vs Tetris
Its not the contra neither the tetris, its the dragon of mario that does the game :D
Whack Your Boss!
Do you want to whack your boss too?
Did you have a hard time meeting deadlines and the boss was bully on you for small mistakes that don't even matter?
Or worse did he try to desperately find and pin point your mistakes in front of everyone?
Does your boss make you look yourself with low self esteem?
Here is for all those who hate their bosses. Whack your boss!
Go to the link and click on the ENTER on the page.
Did you have a hard time meeting deadlines and the boss was bully on you for small mistakes that don't even matter?
Or worse did he try to desperately find and pin point your mistakes in front of everyone?
Does your boss make you look yourself with low self esteem?
Here is for all those who hate their bosses. Whack your boss!
Go to the link and click on the ENTER on the page.
Send Insults!
Often we cross times in life when we want to yell at that stupid dumbass but have no idea what to say.
Have it happened with you as well? Do you find lack of innovation when it comes to blabbering offensive stuff?
Don't worry then there is a cool way to do all this business and you can even directly send insults if you prefer digital abuse war over conventional filthy quarrels.
Have it happened with you as well? Do you find lack of innovation when it comes to blabbering offensive stuff?
Don't worry then there is a cool way to do all this business and you can even directly send insults if you prefer digital abuse war over conventional filthy quarrels.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
The Perfect Word!
There is a man who loves the art of vocabulary!! What do you think is the perfect word?
The Good Old Days.
Remember the good old days when all you wanted to know was told just by the parrot, and he could decide your future??
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)