Learn from the Daddy of Pirates

I love the site piratebay Not only they have made my life easy, they also yell at people.
Yeah! I mean they yell at guys like Microsoft, Dreamworks and like that.

Here is their love for them!

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As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States
of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe.
Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here.
For your information, no Swedish law is being violated.

Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium,
will result in
a) a suit being filed for harassment
b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for
sending frivolous legal threats.

It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ....... morons, and
that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.

Please also note that your e-mail and letter will be published in full on
http://www.thepiratebay.org.

Go fuck yourself.

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Ain't their response AWESOME!!!?

How COOL is that!

Clean your screen!

Do you wish to clean your dirty screen? Don't know how to do it or just too lazy?
Don't worry now you have got the best way to do it and the best part is you don't have to move an inch. Its all on your finger tips!

Presenting to you: The Screen Cleaning Dog!

Don't believe me? 

Visit the link Screen Clean and get your screen cleaned up too!

How awesome is that!

Coke bottles to replace bulbs!

Were you paying electricity bills too?? Damn it was free!

Great!!!

Ad Ideas, Bad Ideas

Even your dumb television set is wise enough to summarize the ad themes Mr. Corporates have put.
I would call them The 21st Century Ad Themes. Sounds cool, eh? Follow the list!

1.  We can get you the most sizzling, hottest, steamy girl of the universe. (As if we are so goddamn dumb, stupid, ass and illiterate to believe you.)

2. If you use this product and apply it on your body, girls would come in bunches and like would not be able to resist their temptation to touch you, lick you, kiss you and god knows what! (What the fuck do you people want to sell?)

3. Loose your hard earned money just like that. BECAUSE shopping is cool! (Only if i can buy your butt to kick, i will.)

4. If you don't eat pizza, burger or goddamn fried chicken you are not eating delicious, nutritious food and might end up with malnutrition, possible polio! (Shut the fuck up! Ain't that called junk food. What do you think i am stupid?)

5. Because it's made from your mother recipes. (You don't know an iota of my mothers recipes. And don't you dare insult it!)

6. Because diamonds make relationships stronger. (Fuck it if that is what it takes to be in relationship.)

7. Non sense theme. Yes these are particularly everywhere. Have a bunch of hot girls lower their dresses almost trying to hide their *parts* and make them do anything. It doesn't matter what the product it! (Well just enjoy the ad never mind the product! :D)

8. Rest! I am not dumb enough to waste my time writing all the stupid themes. Now go and stare the stupid television yourself for more shit.

Worst Cement Ad...Ever!

Please watch this video. It's so damn sexy!
Winners of the worst cement ad in the history of television.

That's just SUPER! Ain't it? 

By God, i just hope that their cement works!

:D :D

Best French Fries Art

This picture is probably the best French fries art ever. May be it also shows where you are going and that too very fast.

Accidents Happen

The road sign below probably conveys a lot message than it usually should.
Accidents Happen..
:P

It pays to be a super hero

If you were is 80s and if you had a superhero dress, may it it was good in those days, the following picture says so.

The Essence Of Self Help Books

Have you been wondering what all self help books have wanted to teach you??
Roughly 90% of Self Help books contain the same advice repeated over and over. Don’t believe me? Stop by your local bookstore sometime and read the Table of Contents of a dozen or so Self Help books. The advice may be worded differently or geared toward a specific target audience (eg. men, women, various enthnic and social groups), but the underlying message is pretty much always the same. Here’s a list of that advice:
1. You Create Your Own Life
You are not a victim. You are 100% responsible for the life you have right now. If you are unhappy, you have the power to change your attitude and actions to begin making your life better. Always remember, whether you think life sucks or you think life is great, either way, you’re right.

2. You Make Yourself Feel The Way You Feel
Ever notice how some people are able to brush off insults, while others get furious and start throwing punches? Realize that nobody can “make” you feel anything. You are the one that “chooses” to feel good or bad about a particular event or action that occurs.

3. Fake It Until You Make It
If you want to be more confident, happy, or positive, then “pretend” that you already are this way. Eventually, after practicing this long enough, you’ll realize that you’re no longer “pretending”.

4. Follow Your Purpose
A purpose is what you enjoy doing that you never get tired of and you will do for the rest of your life. Is your purpose to write screenplays? Is it to help sick people? Write down on index cards a list of purposes and choose the one that speaks to you the most.


5. Set Goals And Schedule Your Day
List out 5 to 10 goals that you want for your life. Break each goal up into smaller sub-goals and then break those sub-goals into individual tasks and action steps. Every night, plan the next day in advance. Create a daily “to-do list” with those tasks that you need to do to accomplish your goal.

Facts to know about Mastrubation

Yes! There are a lot of things that you didn't know about your daily activities.
Though I can not verify the below data in any ways, but there are few interesting things that you will come to know about Mastrubation. Here are some facts.